Here you can bug me (although courteously) by asking me all sorts of questions (other than the colour of porpoises in Mauritius).
And if you are pretty handy, you'll undoubtedly manage to click on the sections found on the left in order to have a quick look at the FAQ before asking me a question that's already dealt with there.
If, for some reason you can't manage to do that, it's probably got something to do with the fact that you're too drunk to send me an intelligent question.